- Hello, Felix speaking.
- Felix, I need your help. I don’t have much time. I’ve been captured by the Hupa Clan. I’m in one of their dungeons. I’ve hot-wired this old iPhone but I don’t know how much juice I have left. I’m located in 1456- -
- Zer0! Oh my god. I haven’t seen you in ages! How’s it going buddy!
- Felix! I’ve been captured. I need you to get the gang back toge—
- Remember the last time we were captured? That was insane. I can’t believe you rode that ostrich to save the day.
- I’M AT 1456 CL—
- Whatever happened to the ostrich? What was its name? Henry? Hank?
- THE HUPA CLA—
- No, it wasn’t Hupa…God this is killing me.
- FELIX! I’M RUNNING OUT OF—
- Oh shit! Big Brother is on. I’d love to catch up some more. I’ll call you back right after ok? Bye.